It-That-Must-Not-Be-Named

Rose: blarglemort
Me: frustration that shall not be named?

Sergio and Lindsey Brainstorm a Business

Sergio and I went to a thrift store in Waunakee. I was excited because I had never been there before. I've been to Waunakee but I wasn't exactly sure where the store was located, so I used the GPS on Sergio's phone.

Me: I don't have to enter a state because it's supposed to be the only Waunakee in the world.

Sergio: I'm going to get my own city and name it Waunakee.


And in Waunakee, many of the stores are named Waun-A-Something. The bowling alley is the Wauna-Bowl and the dry cleaners is the Waun-A-Clean. Sergio is in IT.


Sergio: What would you call a business for an IT Professional?

Me: Waun-A-Geek?

Sergio: That's what I thought of too.


But I don't think we're ready to open our own business.


Sergio: (while passing a empty 31,000 square foot store) We could have our business here.

Me: That's too big!

Sergio: We can spread stuff out.

Me: That would be like a minimalist store.

Raffinati Store

Um..........no. And we don't even know what we would sell anyway.

Grim Reaper in Our Living Room

J got a motion-sensored grim reaper half off after Halloween. And he's become the newest fixture in our living room.

Me: He's not staying up year round.

J: I'll put a Santa hat on him.

At the time I laughed....

Typical Rose/Kenzie Conversation - 1

Just a typical conversation between Rose and I ... (I have titled this post with a one as there are guaranteed to be more.)

Me: josh is is not responding. therefore, he gets link spammed! mwahahahahaha

[sends following images to Rose that were discovered on Pinterest]

via The Paris Apartment

and

How do you walk in these?

Rose: doooo eet

Me: which? the glitter wallpaper or the tall shoes?
  i'll tell j you gave me permission to get the glitter wallpaper :P

Rose: no the link spam lol

Me: way to burst my bubble

Rose: no problem *thumbs up*

Let's Blow This Popsicle Stand!

This past weekend J and I went on a much-needed vacation to the Dells with Rose and Josh. We had a great time! Here are some snipits:

We got lost trying to find a restaurant in the hotel...
J: Are we there yet?
Rose: Don't make me turn this walking party around.

And Josh picked on me...
Me: I know where you live. Well, I actually don't but I know your address. I'll GPS it.
Josh: Then I'll move.
Me: Well then I won't be able to find you.
Josh: When I move, I"m moving to Wisconsin.
Me: Hey, no borders to cross! 

While walking between water parks....
 J: I wish they had those flat escalators.
Me: Like at the airport?
J: Yeah, I was on it and my bag could ride along next to me.
Me: It would be cool if there was a giant water slide connecting each park.
J: But then your luggage would get all wet!
Me: Not in the airport!
Josh: *facepalm*

When we were done eating and ready to leave...
Josh: Let's blow this popsicle stand.
Me: I wonder where that saying came from. No one goes to the beach with a stick of dynamite.

After finding out the carriage ride to the pumpkin patch was just for kids...
Me: I just need to borrow a kid. (pause) There are plenty of kids here.
Josh: I'm not helping you kidnap.
Me: I'm not kidnapping, just borrowing. I'll give the kid back when I'm done.





We also celebrated my godson, Cristian's 5th birthday while in the Dells.

Nana (to grandson): I haven't seen you since Christmas...I can say Merry Christmas again!

While getting Cristian's cake ready...
Mum (to Cristian): Close your eyes.
Cristian (looking directly at me): Are my eyes closed?
Me: Can you see me?
Cristian: Yes.
Me: Then your eyes aren't closed.

We Like to Get Our Money's Worth

We just got new tires for the Midnight, the TrailBlazer. This is a conversation between J and I on the way home.

J: If I had a car lift, I could change the tires myself. I would like to have a car lift in our garage.
K: We can't afford that right now.
J: Well not *now.* That's my future dream.
K: Yeah. We don't even have a big enough garage right now.
J: I could build one.
K: But where would you put it?

I was picturing a garage in the small front yard of our apartment building. Instead J says...

J: I would buy four burial plots and build a garage on it.
K: Can you do that?
J: If I pay for them, I can do whatever I want.
K: True. You should be able to use them until you die.
J: Damn right.
K: I would put a swingset on it.

My Cat is a Ninja

They say people that live together start to look alike. Is it also the case that they act alike? It is for us. And by us I don't mean J and me. I mean J and Kourtney, our tabby and white DSH. J has started meowing. And apparently it means something because Kourtney will respond back. Then Kourtney pulled a J last night. She accidentally scared me. Kourtney was munching out in the kitchen and I went to take a shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was Kourtney, all cute in the bath tub. She must have snuck in when my back was turned!

Don't let that innocent face fool you!